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The Not Really Adventures But Adventures Of A Constantly Dazed Unicorn

I like bananas

A Series of Michael Cera Portraits

  Okay bye,  A Devotee To The OG

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I Should Not Have Said That

I have always (actually just the start of this year) thought that my biggest flaw was delaying reading and replying to peoples' messages (because I'm too busy liking memes on Facebook). However, today I have come to realize that it's... Continue Reading →

Existential Crisising 

*internal screaming* Fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck... Continue Reading →

Tony

I have never been this devastated in my entire existence.  I am broken.  Let us begin this emotionally scarring tale.  I had this perfect bra. It was powder pink. It had adorable little bows on the side. It was soft... Continue Reading →

Finally

I typed this post out on the bus over a period of three days. It was long. It was beautiful. It was deleted. How? I don't know. But I was pretty disappointed with life. Anyway let us begin...again. Fucking bastard... Continue Reading →

Oh Shit I Forgot To Title This Before Posting…But I Did Now So… 

I'm alive. And I'm a piece of shit.  DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WAS LIKE "I'M GOING TO BLOG TODAY" BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE MY BATTERY ENDED UP DEAD?!?!?!?  Why does it end up dead, Bianca?  BECAUSE I HAVE... Continue Reading →

Holy Fuck.

Okay...where shall I begin.  So I turned 21...5 times. Once on the 19th (Monday), again on the 19th (Friday), the 19th (Saturday), also the 19th (Sunday) (wait was New Years' Day on a Sunday?), and the 19th (Wednesday).  I'm still... Continue Reading →

Phoenix-ing 

Where have I been? Parking dom. With books. And naps. And noodles. With hot sauce. In my bag.   But legit, I have accomplished nothing except gaining knowledge for this past few...months? I don't know, time has become a dandelion caught in... Continue Reading →

Oooh The Excitement

Oh how I love doing Q&As (this sounds sarcastic. But it's actually not). So firstly I'd like to extend my utmost gratitude to Alyssa for making my life with these questions. If you fellow bloggers have any sense, you would click on... Continue Reading →

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