The Not Really Adventures But Adventures Of A Constantly Dazed Unicorn

I like bananas

Alexa, Play Africa by Toto

I'm typing this on my notepad because I deleted my app since I ran outta storage space. I really need to think about getting a memory card. This is nonsense. Okay, where the fuck do I start. Firstly, I actually... Continue Reading →


My Bad

I think I've started a few too many posts with "it's been a while". But. It's been a while. Plus some. I have a million lame excuses, but I will not bother with them because...I'm a piece of shit. Fuck... Continue Reading →

Oh, Ed

*sigh* I have no idea what's going on anymore. However, my story of despair and depression is for another time. Because I have finally watched Gotham Season 3 Episode 15. And I'm ready to walk down the aisle. Edward Nygma... Continue Reading →

A Series of Michael Cera Portraits

  Okay bye,  A Devotee To The OG

I Should Not Have Said That

I have always (actually just the start of this year) thought that my biggest flaw was delaying reading and replying to peoples' messages (because I'm too busy liking memes on Facebook). However, today I have come to realize that it's... Continue Reading →

Existential Crisising 

*internal screaming* Fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck... Continue Reading →


I have never been this devastated in my entire existence.  I am broken.  Let us begin this emotionally scarring tale.  I had this perfect bra. It was powder pink. It had adorable little bows on the side. It was soft... Continue Reading →


I typed this post out on the bus over a period of three days. It was long. It was beautiful. It was deleted. How? I don't know. But I was pretty disappointed with life. Anyway let us begin...again. Fucking bastard... Continue Reading →

Oh Shit I Forgot To Title This Before Posting…But I Did Now So… 

I'm alive. And I'm a piece of shit.  DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WAS LIKE "I'M GOING TO BLOG TODAY" BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE MY BATTERY ENDED UP DEAD?!?!?!?  Why does it end up dead, Bianca?  BECAUSE I HAVE... Continue Reading →

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