So last night I went to bed early. I don’t know why, but I did. I have a theory though, it will be revealed at the end of this post. Anyway, let us begin the tale of my 23:00 pm adventure.
So I was in bed, knocked completely out by 21:00 pm. That usually doesn’t happen, so kudos to the Sleeping Gods, and about 23:00 pm my sleep just broke, just like my heart did when Rob Stark was killed in Game of Thrones, and I was hungry af. The parents were downstairs and I didnt want them to know I was awake, so I crept to my bag and found a Easter Egg. I ate it. That started a craving for more. I needed more. More.
So I did the only thing I could. I quietly ran on my tiptoes to the parents bedroom, stole two Easter Eggs from their drawer, ran back to my room, dived under my covers and unwrapped the chocolate goodness. I got away with it. THE PERFECT HEIST.
So as you can tell, I’m qualified in the ninja arts. I could legit be THE BEST NINJA in the world and not even know it. So if anyone is recruiting…Heyyyyy!
I have a theory that this whole thing was set-up by a Secret Ninja Organization (SNO) so that I could discover my true potential and use it to save the world. They probably put something in my drink while I wasn’t looking and that’s what helped me sleep early. And timed everything so perfectly.
I see you.
So that’s it.
The Best Ninja In The World Who Now Knows Her True Potential