Oh how I love doing Q&As (this sounds sarcastic. But it’s actually not). So firstly I’d like to extend my utmost gratitude to Alyssa for making my life with these questions. If you fellow bloggers have any sense, you would click on that link and follow her amazeball blog. 

*This was actually supposed to be a Sunshine Blogger Award post but I already did that so I’m changing this shit because I’m a rebel.

Gather ’round children, let us begin the questioning and answering.

1. Whats your most embarrassing memory? 

Okay so it was the holidays before I could just start high school. My friend and I were outside playing Monopoly on the hood of her dads car. Across us, standing by the gate, was her big brother and his high school friends. It was the year of leggings and racer back tops. With my back facing the boys, I was consumed with the task of paying myself coloured money. In what felt like slow motion and seemed like fast motion I felt my top go up, my leggings go down and my ass go free. The rat (unfortunately the small brother) had come from who knows where and had pulled my leggings, with my panty, down fully exposing my ass to a bunch of high school dudes. I was horrified. 

2. Coffee or Tea?

Coffee. Strong, creamy, rich, not too hot coffee. Two and a half sugars. 

3. What would you do if you could be invisible for one whole day?

First, I’d go to an amusement park and go on all the rides for free without waiting in any lines. Second, I’d go around scaring mortals. Third, I’d join a circus until my time was up. 

4. Do you have an annoying catchphrase? 

No, I mean “Fuck” is basically my catchphrase but it’s not annoying in any way. However, I do tend to pat people on their heads and that seems to annoy some of them. I can’t help it, you are all such good boys. 

5. What is your biggest regret in life so far?

6. What tv show do you plan your day around in order to see it live?

Basically nothing cause I record everything so I can watch it alone, in my own time, without any disturbances. I literally go shambeez when I’m watching one of my shows and I can hear people talking or moving stuff or walking around or breathing.

7. If your life was a movie, which actor would play you?

This is so hard. Like I have a list. And I can’t choose. But I shall for the sake of the universe. Anne Hathaway.

8. If you could choose one superpower, what would it be and why?

Mind control over everything (humans, animals, mother nature, EVERYTHING). It’s all you need to take over the world.

9. If you inherited or won a million pounds, what would you do with it?

I’d use it to start my empire. And then travel the world. 

10. Of all your pet-peeves, which is the weirdest?

I get really mad when I crave Teletubby custard or toast and I realize it doesn’t actually exist. Why would you create something that looks so perfect and then not make it tangible to humans. Thats actually a form of torture in some cultures.

11. Whats your favourite joke?

2016 🙂

Okay bye,

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